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Sunday, August 2, 2009

Who Would Have Thought The Economy Would Get This Bad

  1. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
  2. Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
  3. Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  4. Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
  5. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
  6. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children names.
  7. A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
  8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
  9. People in Africa are donating money to Americans.
  10. Motel Six won't leave the light on.
  11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
  12. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh great... the guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $750 billion disappear.

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