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Wednesday, September 2, 2009

How Bad is the Economy?

The economy is so bad that:

  • Motel 6 won't leave the light on for you anymore.
  • CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
  • People in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
  • A truck load of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
  • People are now volunteering for jury duty -- for the money!
  • Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in America?"
  • The Mafia is laying off judges.
  • A picture is now only worth 200 words.
  • Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.
  • The CEO of Walmart has been seen shopping at Walmart.

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