How Bad is the Economy?

The economy is so bad that:

• Motel 6 won't leave the light on for you anymore.
• CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
• People in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
• A truck load of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
• People are now volunteering for jury duty -- for the money!
• Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in America?"
• The Mafia is laying off judges.
• A picture is now only worth 200 words.
• Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.
• The CEO of Walmart has been seen shopping at Walmart.