The economy is so bad that:
- Motel 6 won't leave the light on for you anymore.
- CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
- People in Beverly Hills have fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
- A truck load of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.
- People are now volunteering for jury duty -- for the money!
- Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "Finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in America?"
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- A picture is now only worth 200 words.
- Snoop Dogg had to start eating regular brownies.
- The CEO of Walmart has been seen shopping at Walmart.
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