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Friday, September 25, 2009

Lawyers Are Too Honest

An old man lying on his deathbed summond his doctor, lawyer and his priest. He handed each of them an envelope containing $30,000. “Gentlemen, they say you can’t take it with you but I am going to try. When they lower my casket into the ground I want each of you to toss in the envelope I gave you.”
After the funeral the doctor confessed to the other two “We needed money to build a new clinic, so I kept $20,000 and only threw in $10,000.” The Priest also confessed “We needed renovations at the the church so I kept $10,000 and only threw in $20,000.”

The lawyer shook his head in disgust. “Gentlemen I am ashamed of you…I threw in a cheque for the full amount”

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