- eat less,
- don’t ask for money all the time,
- are easier to train,
- normally come when called,
- never ask to drive the car,
- don’t hang out with drug-using people;
- don’t smoke or drink,
- don’t want to wear your clothes,
- don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
- don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and
- if they get pregnant, you can sell their children
Saturday, October 3, 2009
Dogs And Cats Are Better Than Kids
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
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