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Thursday, November 5, 2009

You Are Too Drunk

An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says,
“No way, buddy, you’re too drunk.”

A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, “Give me a drink,” and the bartender says, “No, man, I told you last time — you’re too drunk”

Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, “You’re too drunk”

The drunk scratches his head and says “Damn, I must be. The last two places said the same thing!”

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