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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Why It's Better To Be Women

  • We got off the Titanic first.
  • We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
  • Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
  • We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
  • We can cry and get off speeding fines.
  • We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
  • Taxis stop for us.
  • Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
  • We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
  • Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
  • We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
  • New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
  • It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
  • We don't have to "noisily pass wind" to amuse ourselves.

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