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Friday, January 29, 2010

You Know You Are Living 2010 When

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee!

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list

~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~


  1. Funny... #5 needs to be updated to something like Facebook or Twitter

  2. ummmmm take out all that stuff about email, who uses that anymore?

  3. I saw this exact list 10 years ago, only then it was about the year 2000

  4. gets a little too into itself at the end there, it really wasnt that funny.

  5. people still use email for personal communication? that's news to me.

    other ones you should add:
    -missing numbers in lists jokes have been played out extensively to the point where they're just annoying
    -web authors try to be funny but use old jokes that aren't that funny any more
    -you probably didn't laugh at any of these

  6. This is more like You know you're living in 1998...

  7. wow not a single thing applied. guess i'm not living in 2010

  8. the last post is an idiot. Take it at face value, it was funny.


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