A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing happened!”
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?”
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This one is NOT funny. There are some stereotypes worth getting rid off.
ReplyDeleteMost jokes are based in reality and this one is certainly one of them. While this was on woman you don't have very far to find jokes on men. A joke is a joke is a joke!!
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