A man walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time
removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was
filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, the man started to
leave.
'Excuse me,' said a customer, who was puzzled over what the man had
done.
'What was that all about?'
'Nothing,' said the man, 'my wife just sent me out for a jar of
olives.'
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