- You type ‘there’ when you mean ‘their’.
- You press the already lit elevator button.
- You get two pizzas, both half cheese and half pepperoni.
- You get confused by the Starbucks cup sizes.
- You think that cats are smart because they are aloof.
- You are a self-professed vegetarian who eats fish.
- You have a nervous breakdown when asked to not use the word ‘like’ so often.
- You send out your resume on cute stationery.
- You think you are saving money by buying things you don’t need during a sale.
- You blame all your failures on anyone but yourself.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
10 Signs That You Might Be An Idiot
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ReplyDeleteTrue...very, very, true.
ReplyDeleteI'm not confused by Starbucks' naming scheme. I just don't care to learn the pretentious renaming of small, medium and large.
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