Friday, October 15, 2010

Hide And Seek

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den.

He is supposed to count upto 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton.........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it rightin front of Einstein...........

Einsteins counting......
97,98,99.....
100........

He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."

Newton denies and says i am not out........
He claims tht he is not Newton......
All the scientists come out and he proves tht he is not newton..........

HOW?????????

His proof:
Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
That means i am Newton per meter square......Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square = Pascal


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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousOctober 18, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    ............lame math joke ever (but then agean all math jokes are lame)

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