- You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
- Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
- My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
- Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
- Wanna come back to my room....and see my 733mhz Pentium?
- You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
- Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
- I wish I was your derivative because then I would be tangent to your curves.
- I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect you and union you.
- Would you like to see my log?
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Math Major Pick-Up Lines
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