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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Hideous Woman

Two men were talking at a party, and one said, “Look at that awful-looking woman over there… isn’t she hideous? I think she must be the most unattractive woman I’ve ever seen in my life!”

“That happens to be my wife!” said the second icily.

“Oh dear,” said the first, covered in confusion, “I’m so sorry.”

To which the unfortunate man replied, “YOU’RE sorry…?”

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