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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Don't Mess With Women

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world.
And he will be ten times richer than you. '
The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a mild heart attack.'

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good!

Male readers: Please scroll down.

The man had a heart attack ten times 'milder' than his wife!!!

Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart .

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!


  1. Actually, if the frog were thinking mathematically, ten times something small is still something larger. 1/5 heart attacks x 10 = 2 heart attacks. "Women think they're clever but aren't." The writer thinks /he's/ clever, and look how that's working out for him.

  2. seriously true.. women suck N they never listen...

  3. Heard this one a bit differently: a white man finds a bottle with a black genie on the beach. The genie gives all black people double what the white guy asks for. For the last wish, the man asks to be beaten half to death.

  4. women are more smart because the women in the story made her husband die in more pain than she did so there we are smarter than skanky wrinkled men who think they have a nine inches but really they dont


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