Ways To Say No

I'd love to but...

1. I want to spend more time with my blender.
2. The man on television told me to say tuned.
3. It wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
4. I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
5. I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
6. I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
7. I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
8. I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
9. My plot to take over the world is thickening.
10. I have to fulfill my potential.
11. It's too close to the turn of the century.
12. I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
13. I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
14. I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
15. I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
16. I'm trying to be less popular.
17. I have to study for a blood test.
18. I prefer to remain an enigma.
19. I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.