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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Prison Vs Work

  • In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
  • At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

  • In prison you get 3 meals a day.
  • At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

  • In prison you get time off for good behavior.
  • At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.

  • In prison you can watch TV and play games.
  • At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

  • In prison a guard locks, unlocks...opens and closes all the doors for you.
  • At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.

  • In prison you get your own toilet.
  • At work you have to share.
  • In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.
  • At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
  • In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
  • At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
  • In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
  • At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
  • In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time.
  • At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
  • In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.
  • At work we call them managers.

1 comment:

  1. Uuummm sounds like a good place to retire..


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