Wife: Can you help me in garden??
Husband: What do you think, I'm Gardener..??
Wife: Can you fix door handle??
Husband: What do you think, I'm a Carpenter..??
In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!!
He asked: Who fixed this..??
Wife: "Our Neighbor but he gave me 2 options..!!
Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!"
Husband: I'm sure you must have given a burger..!!
Wife: What do You think, I'm McDonald's..??