After quarrelling with his wife, the man grabbed her by the arm and dragged her down to his local pub.
He bought a pint of bitter and thrust in into her hands.
‘Here, drink that,’ he said. His wife took one gulp and made her face in disgust, and said, “How can you drink such foul – tasting stuff?”
Her husband beamed with satisfaction, “Right then”,
he said, “I will have no more accusations from you that I come down here to enjoy myself.”