- You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- You’re few cards short of a full deck. (yea I know that’s old)
- You’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (yea yea, old too)
- You’re about as smart as bait.
- I think the wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. (I like this one)
- I think the cheese slid off his cracker. (WTF?)
- You must have been an experiment in artificial stupidity.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Some Insult Ideas
Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these…
Tags: funny list
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If w...
Who says today’s kids aren’t smart? Well, some of them are! I wish I’d thought of this ... At a high school in Montana a group of stu...
Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are s...
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I ...
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in...
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much lea...