You Can Never Expect What kids Will Say

A college professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first graders, by using a bowl of Lifesavers.

He gave all the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.

The children began:




‘Orange .orange.

Finally the professor gave them all a HONEY-flavoured lifesaver.

After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

‘Well,’ he said, ‘I’ll give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spat hers out, and yelled, ‘Oh My God! Spit them out everyone.
They’re ASSHOLES!!!!


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Anonymous said...

Dude, that is funny. Sometimes that is actually true in some cases.

Anonymous said...

HAHA I laughed out loud at this one!!!

Anonymous said...

I did think this is funny. My husband and I are 25 and have a little 6 month old. I sometimes call him an Maybe I should stop seeming that I'm the asshole for calling him that. OH well. :)

Anonymous said...

lol @ anon #2.
Sometimes in some cases kids eat assholes.

Anonymous said...

where the hell do you get honey flavored lifesavers?

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