- Marriage is not a word, but a sentence. (Life sentence)
- Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
- Marriage is love, love is blind.Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
- Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's and the woman gets her Masters.
- Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
- Marriage is not just having a wife but also inherited worries forever.
- Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and enduring.
- Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration.
- It is true that love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
- Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You ordered what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wished you had ordered that.
- A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.
- Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
- When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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