XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees were in the office (approx 5000). As usual the entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & all employees gathered outside the office.
10 mins passed...... ......... ......... ......... .5 more mins passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement starts,
"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be the last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% of employees. So whose ever ID card does not work when moving back inside the building are laid off & all their belongings would be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill the email box size with layoff mails & also to avoid any fight inside the office".
Hope you have nice career ahead.
Please move in & try your luck.
Current Hits
-
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If w... -
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much lea...
-
Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are s... -
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of year 12 girls we...
-
How to Answer the Tough Interview Questions A lot of people know how to write a resume and talk their way into an interview. But when they g...
-
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is...
-
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in...
-
Hi. Now you say something. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send mone...
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment