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Saturday, August 4, 2007

Funny Ways To Relieve Stress

Following is how you can relieve your stress(i.e. buy transferring it to some one else :)) )

  • Use your mastercard to pay off your visa.
  • Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
  • When someone says,"Have a nice day!", tell them you have other plans.
  • Make a list of things you have already done.
  • Thumb through a National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
  • Go shopping, Buy Everything, Sweat in them, Return them the next day!
  • Drive to school in reverse.
  • Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
  • Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his/her waiting room.
  • Get a box of condoms. Wait in line at the check-out counter an ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are.

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