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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Is Computer Male Or Female ?

A college professor sets up two groups of computer experts.The first was composed of women, and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women reported that the computers should be referred to in the masculine gender because:

1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, concluded that Computers should be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


  1. Compute could be Man or Woman!!!

    Computer is a Woman because we can insert 2 ½ inches Flash Drive inside so easily. (Rated R)

    Computer is a Man because when it shuts down once then takes long time to Restart. (Rated R)

  2. Computer is a Woman because pressing the wrong buttons will get you nowhere

  3. It's male because if you play with it, the floppy disk becomes a hard disk


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