Some Insult Ideas

Feeling alittle dumpy today? Take it out on the people around you with a few well timed, randomly spewed insults. Don’t like the way your co-worker is looking at you? Try one of these…

• You couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
• You must have fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• You have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
• You’re few cards short of a full deck. (yea I know that’s old)
• You’re a few fries short of a Happy Meal. (yea yea, old too)
• You’re about as smart as bait.
• I think the wheel’s spinning but the hamster’s dead. (I like this one)
• I think the cheese slid off his cracker. (WTF?)
• You must have been an experiment in artificial stupidity.