"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
"You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone."
"To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit."
"If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."
"The trouble with children is that they're not returnable."
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If w...
Who says today’s kids aren’t smart? Well, some of them are! I wish I’d thought of this ... At a high school in Montana a group of stu...
Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are s...
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn...
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I ...
Q - Why is it called a TV set when there's only one? Q - If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as ...
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much lea...
NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they...
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in...