1. Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month
2. Developer is a person who thinks it will take four and a half months to deliver a baby
3. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month
4. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby
5. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available
6. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'l l produce a child with zero resources
7. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months
8. The User Interface Team will design a baby with three arms and one leg and ask if it can be done
9. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the process to produce a baby
10. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby
(via Wulfweard)
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