Little Brian was staying with his grandmother for the school holidays. He had been playing outside with the local children and then returned to the house.
He asked, “Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
She was rather startled at the question, but decided to tell him the truth. “It’s called sexual intercourse, darling.”
Little Brian just said, “Oh, OK, thank you Grandma” and went back outside to play with the other kids again.
Ten minutes later he came back in crying and said, “Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It’s called Bunk Beds and Tommy’s Mum wants to talk to you!”
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