- Regional Head is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.
- Credit Manager is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
- HR is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
- Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.
- Sales Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
- DMA thinks they don't need a man or woman; They'll produce a child with zero resources.
- Credit Ops Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
- Operations is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
- Risk team is a person who always tells that this is not the right baby.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Tags: funny lists
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