Why did the kid study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education!
Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA? Because it has 4 A’s and one B!
Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!
What runs but never walks? Water!
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive? A Minnie van!
How did Noah see the animals on the Ark at night? With flood lights!