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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

10 Business Rules To Live By

  1. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
  2. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
  3. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
  4. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
  5. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
  6. Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."
  7. Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
  8. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
  9. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
  10. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

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