Two guys are hanging out talk and the first one says, "Dude, I totally had a Freudian slip occur yesterday. I was on the phone with the ticket agency and meant to say, 'Could I get two tickets to Pittsburgh,' but accidentally said , "Two pickets to Tittsburgh'!"
The other guys replies, "I've noticed this happening to me a lot, as well. Why just last week I was at the breakfast table with my wife and meant to say, 'Honey, could you please pass the syrup,' but instead I said, 'You crazy bitch, you ruined my life!!'"
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