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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Vacation Tasks

It was the first day of school. A first grade teacher

walked into her classroom. Then she sat down and

said,'Hello students. My name is Mrs.Young. I would like

you to all tell me what you did this summer. Use grown-

up words though. Kayla, what did you do?' 'I went riding

on the choo-choo at Disney Land.' ' Not choo-choo,

train.' Mrs.Young corrected. ' What did you do this

summer Joann?' Mrs.Young asked.'I went to Texas to see

my granny.' 'Not ganny, grandmother.' ' And what did you

do over the summer Billy?' Mrs.Young asked.

'I read Winnie the Shit.'

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