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Thursday, November 17, 2011

Tell Me Why ?

  1. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
  2. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  3. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  4. Why are there floatation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
  5. Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  6. Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
  7. Have you ever imagined the world with no hypothetical situations?
  8. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
  9. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  10. If a cow laughs, would milk come out it's nose?
  11. If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
  12. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped the cat from a height, what would happen?
  13. If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
  14. You know what to do when a label on a package says "Open Here." What is the protocol if the label says "Open Somewhere Else."?
  15. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  16. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  17. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
  18. Why can't they make the whole airplane out of the same material as the indestructible black box?
  19. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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