One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
-Jewish Proverb
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction.
-Albert Einstein
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.
-Albert Einstein
When his wife asked him to change clothes to meet the German Ambassador, he said “If they want to see me, here I am. If they want to see my clothes, open my closet and show them my suits.”
-Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.
-Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.
-Albert Einstein
I don’t want to become immortal through my work. I want to become immortal through not dying
-Woody Allen
I’m not afraid of dying - I just don’t want to be there when it happens!
-Woody Allen
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
-Sign hanging in Einstein’s office at Princeton.
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.
-Albert Einstein
We can’t solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them
-Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything you learned in school
-Albert Einstein
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
-Albert Einstein
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