Quotes To Live By

  1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
  2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.
  3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
  4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
  5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
  6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
  9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
  13. Some days you're the piegon; some days you're the statue.
  14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  17. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
  20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


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12 comments:

BLAKEMACGA said...

funny and so true... found this on stumbleupon

Anonymous said...

Brilliant!

Dreama said...

"Some days you're the piegon; some days you're the statue..." - awesome! Lol! :-D

Hotel in Ranchi said...

Nice. It’s a very helpful list and very good example. I also use this tips for designing. Thanks for sharing

Anonymous said...

lol ! same here ! ( opinion & about stunble !! )

Singapore Tourism said...

Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted

Anonymous said...

It changes my sombre mood when i read num 7. :)

JoeJoh said...

"There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works."

LMAO! this quote is hilarious and definitely works...

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love it!

Timothy Hecht said...

Much wisdom in these lessons.

You should add. 21. Wear a Helmet.

Donna Kratz said...

awsome quotes....just love them

Donna Kratz said...

awsome

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